A letter

Dearest Citizens of Macon,

I have to tell that I am thoroughly enjoying living in your city. It is such a nice place. However, I have to say with as many cops as I have seen lurking alongside the highway, I fail to see why you all insist on going 75 in a 55 zone. Not very smart. I, on the other hand, have a healthy fear of highway patrol and will continue to keep my 60 mile an hour pace. I will not let you take me down with you. Also, if you try to ride my tail, I will be forced to tap my breaks. There are little things called left hand lanes that were created for you. Go around.

Best Regards,


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